Naughty Valentine's Cookies

This Valentine's Day, send them something to warm their heart and tickle their funny bone. Included are 2 of each phrase:
"Your face. I like that sh*t"
"You're my favorite thing to do"
"You and this cookie are going straight to my thighs"
"Your pants. They bother me. Take them off"
"I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack"
"I want to grow old and disgusting with you"

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