Naughty Valentine's Cookies (1 Dozen)

This Valentine's Day, send them something to warm their heart and tickle their funny bone. Please put the date you'd like to receive these by in the notes at checkout or your order will be processed within the normal turnaround time (see below). Phrases on cookies:
"Your face. I like that sh*t"
"You're my favorite thing to do"
"You and this cookie are going straight to my thighs"
"Your pants. They bother me. Take them off"
"I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack"
"I was to grow old and disgusting with you"

For more info on shelf life, turnaround time, and other details check out our policy page.