Naughty Valentine's Cookies

This Valentine's Day, send them something to warm their heart and tickle their funny bone. Please put the date you'd like to receive these by in the notes at checkout or your order will be processed within the normal turnaround time (see below). Phrases on cookies:
"Your face. I like that sh*t"
"You're my favorite thing to do"
"You and this cookie are going straight to my thighs"
"Your pants. They bother me. Take them off"
"I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack"
"I was to grow old and disgusting with you"

WHAT YOU GET: Each quantity (1) equals 12 made-from-scratch 3" round shortbread cookies with direct edible images (no paper). Merry Go Sweets only uses quality ingredients prepared in a commercial kitchen in Massachusetts.  

TURNAROUND TIME: 3-5 business days plus shipping time.

HOW THEY ARRIVE: Each sweet is individually wrapped in a cellophane bag and heat-sealed.

SHIPPING: We pack our sweets with lots of bubble wrap.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the nature of edible ink, colors may print differently. I will try my best to get the colors as close to the original as possible but I cannot guarantee they will match exactly. 

RETURNS: Unfortunately, we do not accept returns at this time. However, if you are unsatisfied with your order for any reason, please contact us and we will try our best to make it right.

*Our products are processed in a facility that may have been exposed to allergens including but not limited to nuts