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Sarcastic Sweetheart Valentine's Cookies
| Quantity (Dozen) | Price Per Cookie |
|---|---|
| 1-2 | $4.25 EA |
| 3-6 | $4.00 EA |
| 7-10 | $3.75 EA |
| 11-14 | $3.50 EA |
| 15-18 | $3.25 EA |
| 19+ | $3.00 EA |
$ 51.00 USD
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Because modern love isn't always a fairytale, but it is usually pretty funny.
Let’s be honest: candy hearts are for middle schoolers. For the person who knows your coffee order, your worst habits, and your Netflix password, you need something a bit more... accurate.
Our Sarcastic Sweethearts are the perfect blend of high-end bakery quality and low-key relationship roasting. It’s the ultimate "I love you" for couples who communicate in banter.
For more info on shelf life, turnaround time, and other details check out our policy page.
Pickup available at Merry Go Sweets
Usually ready in 2-4 days